Warning! Danger!

There is a dangerous object in most homes. It looks mostly benign, kind of big and bulky but usually considered harmless. It's all a lie.

It is your washing machine.

(not actual injury)

Ladies, keep away from this appliance! It is very sneaky - when you reach your hand into the object, one of the many holes lining the drum will reach out and grab your pinky fingernail and rip it right off your finger.

(Or at least that is what it feels like. That may be a slight exaggeration.)

I say we UNITE! Refuse to use these dangerous appliances! Boycott them! Demand that household members with shorter (nonexistent, since mine are already short) nails do all the laundry! Start a petition on change.org! Something must be done about this danger!


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